Friday, April 16, 2010

Letter to a friend

Dear Amy,




I just wanted to let you know I am not a very good friend. I am very sad you no longer live down the street (around the corner, down the road, and up the other street) but I still strive to be a good long distance friend. The problem with this is I seem to be very lazy. I ran across this box when cleaning out the closet the other day. Have you noticed the to/from has faded? This is because it is your Christmas gift from about 3 years ago. Sad huh? It seems I never walked the 2 blocks to the post office to send the package. I’ve told you about it, now I just felt like I needed to prove I was not lying.



Unfortunately, upon further inspection it seems the contents from within decided to try and escape. This leaving the gift, well, gross! You have probably noticed I now use Amazon to ship things directly to your house. This seems to be a much better option for people like me. I will strive to be better in the future but unfortunately there will be no promises. Please know this laziness has nothing to do with the love I have for this friendship (if that were the case I would be divorced).

Your friend,

Megan

3 comments:

Linda said...

Did you mess up something from Sephora? Shame on you!!!

Kylie said...

HAHAHA. You have talked about needing to mail this for a long time. Too funny.

Amy said...

Dear Megan,
I love you for the beautiful woman, mother, and friend that you have always been and continue to be. Gifts do not matter. Please move down the street from me.
Love,
Amy